Every week we will display photos of our experiences over the past 7 days. The shots will not have any context, so you can attach whatever meaning to them you wish.
-Sorry for the lack of photos, but THE INTERNET IN THIS HOTEL IS FUCKED, and therefore I have given up tryin’ to upload any more….just wait till next week!
Alright, now I realize this movie is cult classic, but I just saw it 2 days ago … 1986, Kurt Russell, violent kung-fu action, mysterious creatures, gore … WTF? Probably some of the best randomness I’ve seen in while! Anyways, if you somehow missed this back in the 80s, put it on your to-do list and check this dope poster by Tyler Stout in the meantime – there’s a ton of crazy art associated with this film, but this one is a personal favorite…
-AD
So, we’ve got a few major posts that were supposed to drop today/yesterday … and they will as soon as I can get out of this hotel with a slow-ass connection (bit hard to upload streams of photos). Anyways, I suppose we should be thankful we’re not using these anymore (see below) :
Despite the super cheeseball video, I think this could actually be pretty DOPE.
Some people have extremely good fortune in life. (for example, the photographer in this picture – Terry Richardson)
Watch this for a brief informational session:
Terry has taken some iconic images during his career as a professional photographer.
TERRY RICHARDSON = SUPER TALENTED OR SUPER LUCKY??
Check out this dude – Frane Selak: He escaped from a derailed train, a door-less plane, a bus crash, a car bursting into flames, another 2 car accidents… then won Million Dollar lottery
I think the tiger behind him is serving as his guardian protector.
Here is a compilation of people who are lucky cause they didn’t die…..
Personally, I think you have quite a bit to do with your luck. My Dad used to say “luck is when preparation meets opportunity”.
Then again, I know certain people who just can’t catch a break….
-ZF
For the past year or so, we here at SEX-ED have regarded the following video as incredible inspiration! The bar has truly been set for future emcees that we are looking to work with.
Watch the following to see what I’m talking about:
As you can see, Eli Porter has delivered something special.
Here is a breakdown of his lyrical prowess.
Lyrics:
Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next,
This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,
See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.
(Longest Pause Ever)
Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour,
He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower,
It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real,
Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill,
See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that,
He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up,
But I’m a stay on top they told me man,
But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude,
He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out,
He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you,
Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes,
They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle.
I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental.
I said “friggin,” yo.
TRULY EXCEPTIONAL.
For the record, the battle ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent Envy. Despite losing the battle, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.
-ZF
Mario Paint is quite possibly the most amazing thing that has ever been made. Not only did it include the first mouse peripheral for the SNES (EVER), but it had programming features that rivaled recording software of now (PRO=TOOLS/LOGIC)
You could do ANYTHING with Mario Paint. With it’s state of the art interface, sound sample libraries, and execution, you could CHANGE THE WORLD (via Eric Clapton after his son died)
The game featured specialized drum and keyboard tones that EVEN AT PRESENT TIMES are seemingly TOO DIFFICULT to replicated by any MODERN INSTRUMENTS.
It made you FEEL.
This game turned the ordinary to the EXTRAORDINARY.
Suddenly, classic music had a new updated and FRESH SOUND. It single handedly brought classics like “THRILLER” to the mainstream!
Check out this clip of a Mario Paint Re-working of The Radiohead calssic “Paranoid Android”.
BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL?
You even had mini games like “FLY SWATTER”. Whoa.
MASTER OF PUPPETS ANYONE?
(Lars looks like a larger 12 year old)
MARIO PAINT GIVES 90′S CLASSICS LIKE HADDAWAY AN UPDATED SOUND AND FEEL.
It’s obvious to anyone with ears that Mario Paint has inspired such contemporary favorites as LADY GAGA
MEN AT WORK
TAYLOR SWIFT
and ROD STEWART
Mario Paint is truly an incredible achievement in and a leap forward in human technology. The people at Nintendo have proven themselves time and time again that they are on the forefront of technology. THANK YOU NINTENDO.
-ZF
Our friend Mike D sent us this info today… What a great new hobby! annndd… as we happen to have avocados kicking around in the studio, we’ll just have to give it a shot! Oh! A hilarious/great (depending on how you perceive the kid in the vid) video concerning this topic can be found here:
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Plant-an-Avocado-Tree-39129495
And now a few photos to soothe the soul in the meantime….
From HERE! ….
To FULL grown!
Sometimes when life gets you down and you need a quick release (via Cocaine/Alcohol/Ecstasy) I recommend a much more practical resolution for temporary fulfillment.
JUMPING ON THE BED.
-ZF
Dunno if you know, but as of last weekend, Facebook is now allowing you to choose your own URL.
For example, you can peep my Facebook at WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/ZACHARY.FORBES
Problem is, if you’re not fast enough, it could lead to things like this:
copy and paste the link to enlarge: http://imgur.com/jn0Th.jpg
LOL
Yes yes yes.
This blog has been in slow motion lately.
No No No, we have not given up.
Usually, blogging is something you do to try and give others insight into your mind and situation. When it slows to a trickle, readers must just accept that things are therefore happening in REAL LIFE.
JUST HANG ON!
REMIX UPDATE:
I apologize (one republic) regarding this BNNGER track we’re cooking up! It’s taking a mighty long time to complete. Attribute this to conflicting schedules and work opportunities (other than music) that must be pursued to keep the lights on. It’s NOT cuz were lazy.
In other words – It’s almost done.
Also, It’s DOPE.
OH OH OH – WHY DO HOTELS HAVE SUCH SHITTY INTERNET ACCESS???
We live in the year 2009 FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
It should be mandatory to have a super quick connection. This boggles my mind. Kind of like how we don’t have a contraption that makes things instantly cold (think a microwave in reverse) or a camera that says “GOOD JOB” when you snap an awesome pic.
Sheesh.
Just know everyone here at SEX-ED is doing our best 4 U. We want to make you dance. sing. shout. scream.
We want to lend a helping hand while you’re enjoying life.
After all, summer is here, so let all your worries float away….
HOW IS YOUR SUMMER SO FAR ANYWAY?
P.S. – I can kick your ass at Street Fighter 4
-ZF
Every week we will display photos of our experiences over the past 7 days. The shots will not have any context, so you can attach whatever meaning to them you wish.
