I realized something today. The internet has been put here for ME to connect with YOU. Therefore, on account of how incredibly interesting my life is, I’m going to begin to share every thought, feeling, reflection, and motivation with you from now on.
Do YOU know what that means?
Neither do I, but I’m pretty sure millions of years from now extraterrestral life will stumble upon my archives and realize what an awesome life I had! I promise to blog/tweet/instagram/facebook harder than anyone has ever before! I am gonna fuck SOCIAL MEDIA in the ASS.
NO, this is not incredibly narcicistic. Don’t you get it? Its my DUTY to all my followers out there (whoever the fuck you are). All the people sitting in front of computer screens killing time in between, eating, shitting, making out with their girlfriend, and whatever other purpose they have discovered their lives to have.
AND WE ARE SO LUCKY. The internet exists!
THIS IS MY COMMITMENT TO YOU.
You don’t even have to thank me.